Read Like a Pirate…

Read Like a Pirate…

…And SAIL through some books!! I have a question…

Question: How much did the pirate pay for a bushel of corn?

Answer: A Bookaneer!

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This week is BOOK FAIR WEEK, with a special

FAMILY NIGHT Thursday, September 29th from 4-6:30!

I have another great story…

A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”

The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”

“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook!”

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And a few more…..

Ahmed: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Muhsin: I don’t know. What?
Ahmed: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries!

Hajar: Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?
Jamila: Beats me.
Hajar: Because the captain was standing on the deck!

A book never written: “Pirate’s Gold” by Barry D. Treasure.

How I Became a Pirate Read Aloud


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